Before and After

Salam semua....
Esok lusa mulalah semester baru sekolah. Bermakna kenduri kahwin pun dah mula reda. Cuma saya nak sharelah episode di bawah khas bagi pengantin-pengantin baru dan juga untuk penilaian pengantin-pengantin lammmmaaaaaaaaaa!!!! (that means berapa punya lama dah!). 

Marriage Life Before and After

Before marriage,

Darling here....Darling there....

After marriage,

Baling here......Baling there.

Before marriage,

I die for you.

After marriage,

"You die, up to you.

Lagi lama married,

You die, I help you.

Before marriage,

You go anywhere, I follow you.

After marriage,

You go anywhere, up to you.

Before wedding,

"You are sweet and kind just like Cinderella.

After wedding,

"You are worse than godzilla.

Before wedding,

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Like it or not, I'm stuck with you.

After wedding,

Roses are dead, I am blue,

You are on my head, I will sue you.

Before wedding,

Every makan he brings you to Shangri-la.

After wedding,

You want to go, he says, you wait lah.

Before wedding,

She looks like Anita Sarawak.

After wedding,

Don't know whether katak or biawak!

Apa macam? Betul ke? Ada kah pasangan seperti ini? Oh...tidakkkk!!

Don't worry, just for laugh...

(Episode diambil daripada penulis empunya blog 'When the TIGER roars'.)